Why do they call it a fish fry, I ask you??

The fish at the fish fry at Xenia, sucked, it was a frozen triangle, pretty tasteless. Some old man tried to grab my cherry pie as I walked past him, I said "Hey, don't you know you shouldn't try to separate a woman from her pie?" I have no idea who he was, but we both laughed. To my surprise, there was a huge cr...owd, and the festival itself was fun.....and that's my Mayberry report....:-)