How to clip a chicken's wings

Some of you were asking how you clip a chickens wings...well, here it is

chicken wing clipping 101.

First of all , find a chicken... , pick her up and hold her upright, but hold onto her feet with one hand, or tuck the bird under your arm. Lift up and open the wing and clip only the outer feathers, maybe about 2 inches or so...if you are holding the feet you need someone else to cut the feathers while you hold out the wing. The chicken hates this and will wig out after you put her back down even though the worst is over........thus the wings are clipped and the chicken can't fly out because they have no "air lift" under the wings..... are you still with me??? Thanks for playin' along, and hope you will know what to do next time your chicken does the houdine escape from their pen .